he is clinging onto every syllable
My whole life has been a lie
When your teacher tries to give homework on a Friday
wait why was he the bad guy i dont understand
randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself
Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000
The floor is lava!
What kind of parents actually pour lava into their homes just so their kid can have some fun?
The fun kind.
Things I am good at: Finding and buying cheap books
Things I am not good at: Reading them in a timely manner
If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat